April 2011
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Funny census answer I heard of:
What is your profession?
‘I sculpt stone lions for a living.’
Please describe the nature of your profession:
‘I chip away all of the stone bits that aren’t lion.’
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My textiles teacher doesn’t like my design and says I have to change it in many ways. The exam is tomorrow. Excuse me while I have a nervous breakdown and cry in the fabric cupboard.
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Is it bad that the only reason I am willing to keep going to school is so I can graffiti BAD WOLF on more things?
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TOO MUCH HUMOUS.
*cries as she eats*
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A Mrs Hudswell from North Somerset tried to be funny in March last year.
I know this because they left the routing slip in the library’s copy of ‘Writing Comedy’.
I wonder if she succeeded.
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It’s difficult to hold a tablet on your lap to draw if you have a bouncing leg when you sit still for too long.
All the lines are wobbly and you can’t click on anything.
I hate that little 0 in the dA message centre
It says ‘No, you don’t have any messages, cause you refresh this page every 20 seconds despite only getting any exciting messages once every blue moon. Go learn to draw properly, you attention-seeking slacker!’
(I imagine it sounding like Mr. Strickland from Back to the Future)
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I apologise for my horrible, horrible drawings. Will go join the circus now, I’m sure they need elephant food.
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Just finished reading Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman.
Holy cow.
I recommend it to anyone who loves stories, which is everyone. It’s amazingly funny and seriously creepy.
The creature laughed scornfully. “I,” it said, “am frightened of nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“Nothing,” it said.
Charlie said “Are you extremely frightened of nothing?”
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